Source unknown, found on a porn thread on /d/ someone linked me.
Elves are sluts.
Orcs are misunderstood.
And this is kind of adorable, in a strange way.
Source is here.
A Cuttlefish digging into sand.
im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life
i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”